another "who's next"?
September 11th 2006 08:40
Someone has suggested a very likely candidate and quite frankly, I'm embarrassed I hadn't thought of it already. He's old, he's aussie, he's made out of plastic - it's Paul Hogan.
Paul has had so much cosmetic surgery that he looks as tough he needs to be pricked with a fork, like a bbq sausage. He's going to get caught in the sun too long and melt, or laugh too hard and burst.
Paul has had so much cosmetic surgery that he looks as tough he needs to be pricked with a fork, like a bbq sausage. He's going to get caught in the sun too long and melt, or laugh too hard and burst.
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Comment by KylieW
Celebrity Obsession